Glorious Victory for Heb's Team!

Yes, as Brett mentioned in a previous post, it seemed that nothing could stop the charge of the rampant Heb's Team in the Kaboom Premier League. After attaining an unassailable lead on the league ladder Heb's Team generously conceded defeat to bottom of the table The No Ians after failing to score any of the first 5 or 6 points. My sources inside the team tell me that this was to stop Jonno from crying and embarrasing himself in front of the young Rathbone lads.

Last night the team continued their unstoppable march to greatness by blowing the league prize money on pizza and beer at Debacle. The glorious Hebs herself was seen to eat TWO WHOLE PIECES of pizza (but not the crusts) and AN ENTIRE SALAD (which under normal circumstances would have served two). To further cement her mastery over the world of food as well as ultimate she even sampled the garlic bread and some of someone's cheesecake. A magnificent performance. Heb's Team's notional rookie even turned up (hi Chris) but it was only to collect some takeaway pizza he'd ordered earlier and return home. Excellent work!

With the first KPL completed and the leftover pizza pieces safely stored in the fridge, thoughts are turning towards the next KPL season. Heb's Team are sure to be back, as are the stalwart Bookends. Plan B must surely be looking for a chance to turn their very tall roster into a very large pizza order and The No Ians, bolstered by their final round win, will surely be looking for another shot. Now is the time for captains and their lackeys to start recruiting fresh meat to grease the cogs of the KPL. There are plenty of talented players out there and the chance to strenthen one's roster in time for the next league is not one to be missed.

But for now, all glory and honour must go to the fine men and women, the heroes, of Heb's Team. Having suffered the outrageous slings and cruel barbs of jests about their inadequacy of their team-name, let their battle cry of "HEBS!" fill the sky as they march ever onwards to glory, victory and elected office.